MOVIES LIED TO ME!

"Yeah dude, this clothesline rope will make an AWESOME zipline"

Here we learn that stupidity falls at the same rate as tard.

I thought the headline said "Guy has minor accident while ziptieing". I'm not sure if that video would have been more amusing or not though.

Their laughter is contagious! :D

I'd love to hear the 911 tape of them laughing so hard they can't tell the operator they need an ambulance.

"He fell out of a second story window, and now he's crying! What a wuss!"