Oh look! Fat dad! What a surprise!

Oh, oh, so many things. I was waiting for the kid to stumble and have it rip his face off, and then I wanted him to suddenly eviscerate daddy when he let his guard down. Truly horrifying.

First time in his life this man defends his honor, and it's against a baby.

The other daddy is breathing very heavily behind the camera.

Everyone who owns a batleth should be killed. Immediately.

Baby should start practicing the Large Warrior Blocking Theory while he's still young.

Am I the only one noticing that someone got it into his head to manufacture and market the Baby Bat'leth?

... And was right to do it?

Baby doesn't want to be a nerd, he wants to stick the bat'leth through the roof of his mouth.