LOL!!!!!!!!

I object this being called short and sweet it is over seven seconds long and I blinked as much as twice during it

He has at least two of the Ninja Turtle movies, which is more important than whatever his job is.

He should just call in sick, fuck work.

Woe to the man that tries to seperate him from his DVDs.

And after eating a DVD or two, he will just grind up the others and snort them off of the instruction manual.

Maybe someday these DVD's will be able to watch themselves, but until that day comes...