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Hugo Gorilla - 2009-12-07

An Indian company made a video game featuring Jughead Jones ramming people for hamburgers. I love globalization.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-12-07

FX FLABS!

Archie is one of the biggest tools in the history of American comics.


Aelric - 2009-12-07

The worlds most boring comic spawns the worlds most boring game. I'm hope everyone involved in both are dead now.


zatojones - 2009-12-07

Aside from less blood and fewer f-bombs, how exactly does this differ from any of the GTA games in any way?


IrishWhiskey - 2009-12-07

Because while in GTA the collection items are time-fillers for when you've finished beating the game, here they are the entirety of gameplay. And unlike Archie, GTA has a sense of humor.

I think my favorite part is that, in the default camera position while driving, the direction of the arrow is impossible to distinguish. You'd think someone might have noticed that.


Killer Joe - 2009-12-07

MOWING-THE-LAWN MINI GAME!


Aelric - 2009-12-07

zato: I just hate Archie, so I assumed as much of the game. I mean, it's fucking Archie. I should wish death on myself just to typing something associated to it.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-12-07

white people


MongoMcMichael - 2009-12-07

THERE WAS CLEARLY A NEGRESS IN THE VIDEO!


Meerkat - 2009-12-07

If this were a BioWare game you would be able to have Hot Dog seduce Betty. And maybe Reg.


TheOtherCapnS - 2009-12-07

This five is based solely on the possibility that racistman3d will start making videos using this engine.


detc - 2009-12-07

Ah, but does it have Euphoria?


fluffy - 2009-12-07

Nearly everything in this video looks like stock Torque assets.


BHWW - 2009-12-07

Games like these are absolutely made in the knowledge clueless grandparents will buy them as presents for the kids.


oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-12-07

Duuuuuh, stay outta Riverdale.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-12-07

*****


RocketBlender - 2009-12-07

I may be spoiled by Saints Row 2, but all the same, this is hard to watch, even.


spikestoyiu - 2009-12-07

Since the Simpsons reference has already been made, I'll just say this: THE SOUNDTRACK.


RomancingTrain - 2009-12-07

I have pep-pep in the back of a stolen taxi in the alley behind the BurgerShot.


Yellow Lantern - 2009-12-07

The mere fact that you refer to making love as pep-pep tells me you're not ready.


Xenocide - 2009-12-07

I'M DRIVIN' THROUGH RIVERDALE

Then I get a call on my cellphone.

It's my cousin Roman, and he's all "Archie, my cousin! Want to go to strip club?"

So we go, and, long story short, I married Veronica.


oogaBooga - 2009-12-07

5 for mundanity. I want to see what happens with a pedestrian collision - possibly a malted milkshake comes out.


Comatose2 - 2009-12-07

Hot coffee mod?


Lazer Chachi - 2009-12-08

For pep-pep.


cognitivedissonance - 2009-12-08

You know, Bully was essentially the same game, only the lawn mowing was a PUNISHMENT. Even the town looks exactly like Bullworth. Distressing.

Considering Bully is one of my favorite games ever, this is just sad.


CornOnTheCabre - 2010-02-22

I had to subtract so many stars for the music that the score ended up rolling back to five.


klingerbgoode - 2010-03-21

you can play as a dog!


Boomer The Dog - 2015-06-06

That might actually make me play a game, especially if it's Hot Dog!


Nominal - 2018-06-28

Archie is one of those things that was supposedly this popular pop culture things that I could never find one single fan of, like Everybody Loves Raymond.


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