Come have sex with the Iron Shiek!

"WHEN YOU'RE WATCHIN' 'FACTS OF LIFE', YOU'D BETTER KICK SOME FUCKIN' ASS!"

R.I.P. Ass Dan

Did this even need to be parodied?

"Come have some stick meat" and "Have sex with the Iron Shiek" are actually the same event.

Nailed it.

Can someone link to the original video?

Shit, I need a pitchfork. Guess I'll go to this.

I was waiting for them to find a suitable parody for their terrible pro wrestling promotion, JWO.

Then, the pitchforks pledge happened. I walked away happy.

Man I remember this one time Ass Dan and I hit a massive bong together and he was all, "Uhhhhhhhhh By the power of Gay-Skull or some shit I don't know." RIP Ass Dan, we hardly knew ye.

mimes + pitchforks = severe internal organ damage

The best part? Amy Poehler isn't in it.

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT SON

if that wasnt enough for you ninjas

Dirk Nowitzki.