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What about the Danger - 2009-12-07

Oh dear, sir.


al k duh - 2009-12-07

funny for a minute. pathetic for two more.


Bored - 2009-12-07

Wrong. Funny the whole way. Especially when he laughes out "It's Star Wars."


Bort - 2009-12-07

Christopher Eccleston there fails to notice that something very sad does happen in RotJ: it's possible to mark the exact moment when George Lucas begins to suck. It's during the speeder chase, when you notice that the story is not advancing because they're dwelling on special effects.


Xenocide - 2009-12-08

George Lucas never began to suck. His suck has always been there. It just hides sometimes.


oogaBooga - 2009-12-07

Urge to kill... rising.


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-12-07

Did R2-D2 get put back together?


Cleaner82 - 2009-12-07

Don't laugh too hard dude, she's YOUR wife. The joke's kind of on you.


The Townleybomb - 2009-12-08

This is the correct answer.


badideasinaction - 2009-12-08

I'm pretty sure he realized he was marrying someone with the emotional mindset of a seven-year-old. I'd rather not think too long about why.

...assuming it's real, but she seems awfully good at not sobbing while she delivers her lines.


dickshapedfood - 2009-12-08

This gentleman is clearly a dacryphiliac. There is someone out there for everyone.


Toenails - 2009-12-07

Jesus Christ I'm passing out laughing here...

Let me guess, this guy never gets sex and has to take his entertainment where he can find it.


TheOtherCapnS - 2009-12-07

I cried at the end of Jedi too. Of course I was seven years old... Also, I had been molested earlier that year, so it was a pretty shitty time in my life. Wait where was I going with this? Oh yea, I started crying, then the ewok song kicked in and I pretty much immediately stopped crying and just felt weird until the star wars end theme started, then I felt pretty much okay again.

So, maybe that's her excuse, maybe she was raped. That guy kinda has lifeless rapey-looking sharks eyes. Maybe she's just sad that she's married to a rapist.


Adham Nu'man - 2009-12-08

Thank you for sharing, keep coming back.

P.S.: white people tag.


takewithfood - 2009-12-08

The crying I could put up with - I actually find it endearing - but I could never marry a woman who hadn't seen Star Wars.


Riskbreaker - 2009-12-08

I would gladly marry one who has never seen it.


phalsebob - 2009-12-08

Schindler's List is right out.


spencer - 2009-12-08

Quick. Somebody show this woman Dancer in the Dark.


Xenocide - 2009-12-08

This page is now devoted to listing movies we would show this woman.

Grave of the Fireflies is a cartoon, so we can probably trick her into seeing it without realizing what she's in for.


Chalkdust - 2009-12-08

I don't think that matters. You could show her My Neighbor Totoro and she'd need anti-depressants.


Anhedonia - 2009-12-08

Chuck and Buck. Everyone should see Chuck and Buck. She should see Chuck and Buck.


Bort - 2009-12-08

Princess Mononoke. "You said it was a cartoon with animals, but they all get blown up and turn into demons!"


Camonk - 2009-12-08

Sad movies and you morons instantly go to cartoons.

Anyhow, Irreversible. Show her that.


Toenails - 2009-12-08

Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind.

Just tell her it's a crazy Jim Carey vehicle!


oddeye - 2009-12-08

I thought RotJ was a fairly sad movie. The emotional fight between Vader and his son always gives me chills.

Bridge to Terabithia would be my vote for unexpectantly sad "kids" movie. Damn that fucking movie.

PS this is so fake.


Koda Maja - 2009-12-08

Plague Dogs. Definitely Plague Dogs.

Also, this may be fake, but I've definitely met people at least as emotionally unstable as this.


wtf japan - 2009-12-08

Lilya 4-ever gets my vote.


The God of Biscuits - 2009-12-08

Well that would be a boner-killer.


charmlessman - 2009-12-08

Sir, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN FROM THAT WOMAN!!!


memedumpster - 2009-12-08

She's crying because she married someone who calls Return of the Jedi "Star Wars VI."


Bort - 2009-12-29

http://www.cryingwife.com/

The "Lord of the Rings" video is especially fun because initially it looks like she's responding to this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=26027


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