Think of the just unbelieveable culture clash here-- in Tl'xutlik culture, it would be completely unimaginable that a kid's show host would dress so provocatively.

This is what every day of Sharky's life is like.

This is amazing.

Nothing is more tragic than a conquered people on a stage with an oblivious pop culture icon trying to sing about them to aggrandize themselves, except maybe an overrated actor also talking about them with music by Philip Glass.

Fringe.

This is worse than Wounded Knee and the Trail of Tears combined

I don't even have to click this. I fucking cringed (fringed) just reading the video title.

According to Wikipedia, this chick is worth half a billion.

I hope these guys were from those shrinking-heads tribes.

I think the guy with the bow may have actually been crying at one point

You laugh, but this is the way the Portuguese originally conquered Portugal. The Natives back then had the same reaction.

Jesus fucking Christ...

Didn't this come on Family Channel? When I finally got cable as a kid I felt like the Family Channel was such a rip off... This show was horrible, it was so repellent to me as a kid. Really glad to see just how vile it got at times though :P

The Indians are wearing their ceremonial shorts.

And just yesterday they were murdering Klaus Kinski.

I remember watching Xuxa once as a kid and seeing a very uncomfortable female American Gladiators performer being ogled by Xuxa. In retrospect that was relatively minor as far as Xuxa related disasters go.

Guh. I'm going to favorite this because this is what this site is for. Xuxa should be poetv's mascot.

Where are the Yanomamo when we need them?

Indignation. Horror. Confusion. Arousal. THESE ARE THE FOUR PILLARS OF POESLAM.

Later, they all died of the flu.