Riskbreaker  - 2009-12-10
I only have one question:
howidgetburn?
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magnesium - 2009-12-10
Another movie ruined by Nicolas Cage's awful hair.
So is Bruckheimer just going to make movies based on various titles and phrases associated with Disney from now on?
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Xenocide - 2009-12-11 COMING SOON:
NICHOLAS CAGE IS A SINGING DUTCH BOY IN:
IT'S A SMALL WORLD
NICHOLAS CAGE IS THE HIPPO, AND ALSO THE GUY WHO SHOOTS AT THE HIPPO IN:
JUNGLE CRUISE
NICHOLAS CAGE IS BARACK OBAMA, GROVER CLEVELAND, AND MARY TODD LINCOLN IN:
THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
NICHOLAS CAGE IS TEDIOUS IN:
THE 70 MINUTE LINE
NICHOLAS CAGE IS A GODDAMN MOUNTAIN IN SPACE EVEN THOUGH THAT MAKES NO SENSE IN:
SPACE MOUNTAIN
NICHOLAS CAGE IS THE FUN AND EXCITEMENT OF FLYING DELTA AIRLINES IN:
THAT ONE RIDE SPONSORED BY DELTA AIRLINES THAT NOBODY LIKES
SEE ALL SIX FILMS, GET FREE LARGE POPCORN TOPPED WITH YOUR GODDAMN HONEY.
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Cleaner82 - 2009-12-12 Mmmm. Goddamn honey corn.
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Big Muddy - 2009-12-11
Liquorman
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moldprince - 2009-12-11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEXG8Pt0PI4
Ferrari accident on the set. They clipped a lightpole that landed on some dude's leg, but THANKFULLY the Sbarro looks unharmed.
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kingofthenothing - 2009-12-11
I thought this was some Harry Potter mashup video, until it slowly dawned on me that "No, this is an actual thing. This is an actual thing somebody is doing."
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StanleyPain - 2009-12-11
At this point I think it would take gay porn or something along those lines to sufficiently kill Cage's career.
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Xenocide - 2009-12-11
Well at least they didn't try to jam in a scene where a bunch of marching brooms flood the placeOH FUCK MY GOAT THEY DID.
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poorwill - 2009-12-11
A Dr Strange movie with this budget, using Ditko's art as a reference and no Nicolas Cage whatsoever ... that would be cool.
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Cleaner82 - 2009-12-12 Eenie meenie miney MAAAGIC!!! *green lightning*
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-11
This is not your father's Sorcerer's Apprentice. This time, it's personal.
Starring: Nicholas Cage reading off of cue cards
Coming soon: Sorcerer's Apprentice: the Book on Tape
This is not your father's Sorcerer's Apprentice Book on Tape. This time
(jamming music)
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Hay Belly - 2009-12-11
With a name like Turteltaub, how can it fail?
ps I want to have your babby Xeno
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memedumpster - 2009-12-11
Five for awful. I can't believe they couldn't find a precocious eight year old to be the apprentice.
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Camonk - 2009-12-11
Oh well.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-12-12
They still haven't done the third national treasure movie right? Just a matter of time.
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