phalsebob - 2009-12-11 This reminds me of that 15 year old conservative redhead who dressed in drag all to often to make his point. It was childish, naive and insular, but hey he was 15. How old is this retard? 47?
dead_cat - 2009-12-11 Hey, Bill, if the ladies all have such a sweet deal, how about you go talk to your local plastic surgeon about becoming one.
dead_cat - 2009-12-11 Really, anything to get you to stop wailing about how you have to actually work to get a girl's affection.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-11 Women have it better because they can wear pants or not wear pants, but guys always have to wear pants.
And we have balls dammit! We have a good reason for not wearing pants! WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS
dead_cat - 2009-12-11 Smack yourself in the head with a rock until you start sounding Scottish. Then you can not wear pants all you want.