"Oh God We're Going To Die" the Ride!
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
That day at the park, Johnny Unfortunate was telling everyone screaming on rollercoasters was for girls and little kids.
Wow, I can't imagine what would be more interesting than a video in a language you can't understand with camera work that shows absolutely nothing. Oh wait, the text description itself, is far far more exciting than the video.
Real life just can't compete with Michael Bay, can it?
This is boring as hell.
Simple rule: never board a roller coaster in Eastern Europe.
The facts might be interesting, but if you need to read a description and in-video annotations to explain what can't be seen, then the facts are the only interesting thing -- not the video.
It's like watching a video of the President fighting a ninja behind a bunch of trees through a telescopic lens, with annotations: "He caught a shuriken between his teeth!" "Now he's using it to stab the ninja in the neck!"
+1 for ninjas!
This makes me want to shoot zombies.
I half expected to see people drop out of the coaster as it did the loop.
-4 for no evil, death,or fun.
Good concept, reality, bad execution.
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