That kid is the coolest ten year old on his street.

Something tells me that the kid with the plastic faux-guitar is the only ornament here and that this looks the same with or with out him.

The father would eventually be laid off from work after missing 16 days in a row to program and hang this light show. So, Christmas that year was bittersweet for the young child, as this was his only real present, apart from Daddy drinking and cursing all Christmas day, that is.

Meanwhile, all of his friends got Guitar Hero 5, and rejoiced.

Eric Johnson is so fitting for this. They are the same kind of hilarious.

Who the fuck is that bitch?