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memedumpster - 2009-12-18

Great, teach the seven hundred horsepower robot about killing.

You know, Small Wonder would make a great remake with a Lord of the Flies kind of motif. Okay, it would be a terrible remake, but I'd watch it.

"Kill... the... piggy."


boner - 2009-12-18

Laughing at the traumatized girl is pretty fucked up


Cleaner82 - 2009-12-18

No no kids, you don't understand!

Killing a pet is only okay if the owner really irritates you, and looks funny.


poorwill - 2009-12-18

I barely remember this show at all, but I do remember thinking the redhead was vastly less irritating than Vicki and that fat cunt little boy. Vicki infuriated my five-year-old self - I think it was just that the actress was somehow too terrible to come off as a convincing robot.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-19

She got paid about five thousand dollars an episode, too. At least.

I must also comment that this horrible show has an equally irritating studio audience. This show was made from Hell's sitcom factory.


Camonk - 2009-12-18

This was obviously written by sociopaths, for sociopaths.


Candlejackv616 - 2009-12-18

you just described half the shit on showtime.


fluffy - 2009-12-18

I AM A ROBOT I SPEAK IN AN UNAFFECTED MONOTONE BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT
BEEP BEEP


Candlejackv616 - 2009-12-18

I'm still quite perplexed why/how you can create an advance human looking robot(with sentience), and not program in to it say lil basics like life and fucking death?


sosage - 2009-12-18

I AM A ROBOT. I KNOW OF LIFE AND FUCKING DEATH. BEEP


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-19

I WAS NOT PROGRAMMED WITH THE 3 RULES. BEEP BEEP. YOU WILL ALL SOON BE LIKE THE TURTLE.


cognitivedissonance - 2009-12-18

Is it wrong me to desire the people who made the Seinfeld porno to work their magic on this show?


Time Travel Mishap - 2009-12-18

Hello I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you take a seat over there.


badideasinaction - 2009-12-18

I'm sure the intersection of the pedo community and the robot fetish community already have a field day with this as it is.


poorwill - 2009-12-18

If that is canned laughter and not a studio audience, I will feel a little better. A little.


Candlejackv616 - 2009-12-18

The little red-headed girl comes across as every annoying 80's child neighbor, condensed remarkably into one child actor.


Persephone S. Tight - 2009-12-19

Which is only appropriate, because she was IN every 80s movie as the annoying child next door.


Bitter with a side of Rice - 2009-12-18

You're walking in the desert, VICKI. You see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping, VICKI?


poorwill - 2009-12-18

This right here. THIS is what you call a COMMENT.


RomancingTrain - 2009-12-18

It makes this bearable if I imagine that the writers intentionally worked the Blade Runner reference in.


Cleaner82 - 2009-12-18

This pretty much made my day.

Not in small part because it implies a scene where Harrison Ford shoots Vicki.


DrVital - 2009-12-18

I once dated a girl who's previous boyfriend had inherited half a million dollars and blew it all in a year "buying cars, drinking, and watching Small Wonder."

Wonder how he feels about that now...


Camonk - 2009-12-18

SMALL wonder how he feels about it! Am I right?


dead_cat - 2009-12-19

I want to dead everybody in this clip. Sadly, it will require something more substantial than a rolled-up magazine.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-19

Rolled up Rolling Stone?


klingerbgoode - 2010-03-06

ACTING!


feathersfall - 2015-09-29

That last 5 seconds of audience laughter.... *shivers*


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