Maddow is a Rhodes scholar and the holder of an Oxford Ph.D. in political science. Her doctoral thesis was titled, "HIV/AIDS and Health Care Reform in British and American Prisons."

(This Dick has a Ph.D. in economics from the University of Oklahoma.)

...whereas I have this awesome hat!

Bitch got your ass fired. Be happy that you can now focis on your teabagging.

Later tonight, he'll lovingly caress a photo of Rachel while choking back tears.

It's like he's channeling "The Dude". I half-expected him to go "New shit has come to light, man! So uh ... you know?"

COLLEGE IS FOR FAGGOTS AND SISSIES ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS GOOD OLD AMERICAN COMMON SENSE (THAT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FOX NEWS!!!)

"Rachel Maddox" isn't nearly as witty as "Barney Fag".

Ha ha. That's funny. You guys feel like any idiot off the street can argue with scientists over global warming.

I hate Dick Armey's America.

Is he intentionally pretending to not know her name?

Like so many other personalities, Boss Hog was portrayed as a more likable character in film and television than he was in real life.

Yeah, he doesn't care enough to look into the woman, who he can name, by name.

Slick, champ. You are fucking talented.

Ok, so I have 'dick army' and 'rachel maddow's impenetrable lesbian vagina' but I'm struggling to piece this stuff together into something funny and I'm not sure if I should bother. Anybody?

Fuck him AND his son. I don't recall his son's name, but he used to hold a high political office in Denton, Texas. He's partly responsible for the city turning into a generic piece of crap.

Screw them both.

I can hear the John Deere caps flapping up and down, or as they call it there, the sound of Truth.

The first time I heard of Dick Armey was when he inadvertantly called Barney Frank "Barney Fag". That was an awesome bit of asshaterty. The man is a genius at being an idiot.