It has nothing to with flying either, its Existential Panic!

Are these guys air marshalls? How did our middle eastern friend get that plastic tie around his right wrist?

One week ago, I went to Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, November the 17th, I returned home. If you read the papers the 18th you may have seen a blurb where a AirTran flight that landed midway from Atlanta to Houston due to a man who panicked in midair. It was on Fox.

This was NOT what happened.

If he's not convinced that being a brown person on an airplane acting this way will result in his death, he should be. I would be. If I were sitting across from him, I would be thinking "wow, they're going to kill this guy as soon as they can get him in private." I used to love to fly.

Just get this man some chutney like he's asking.

A JOKE ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD.

Also, profanities sound so much funnier coming out of someone with an Indian accent.

mothefucking dupes on a plane?

So, the flight from India to Los Angeles is how many hours again?

I love the reaction of the woman in the next row.

As someone who rides the bus regularly, I can sympathize with the feeling of getting stuck near a crazy person. Except on an airplane, you can't just get up and stand at the far end of the aisle.