No "Gin and Nyquil bender" tag?

William S Burroughs approves of this

Under the cover of darkness is the worst time to try and be discrete with fire.

Five quadrillion stars for not being TF2 related.

He's a snowman!
He plays with fire!
His wife has clever lines like "You smell like you've been spooning under a dodge with some sultry chain smoking grease monkey!"

I am an unrivaled genius. There is no "ordinary" in my trite, cliche-riddled world.

All stars for the mongoloid "hehehe"s.

Comic sans forever.