SUMMARY: Because the Bible says so.

Had I listened to you, I could have saved myself half an hour...

Way of the Master is always worth my time.

You look funny! You must be a sinner! Go back to 6th grade, Kirk.

If Kirk Cameron came up to me and wanted to talk about being gay, I'd invite him back to my place for some private conversation. I'd also put on my Spiderman pajamas, and we'd do things I'd tell all my friends we did anyway.