oogaBooga - 2009-12-18
A young John Wayne Gacy.
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jerrysp702 - 2010-02-06 Even after he murders them they won't have sex with him.
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kennydra - 2009-12-18
fuck just take my fucking stars.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-12-18
Whoever is trolling Chris these days is a twisted, evil and perverse person. The last thing the world needs to see is a dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.
Five stars of pure evil.
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badideasinaction - 2009-12-18 The last thing the world needs to see is *another* dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.
Needed that small fix.
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MaulLove - 2009-12-18
He even manages to half-ass juggalo makeup. His mumbling always makes me laugh; why doesn't he have the fucking lyrics on something in front of him?
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MaulLove - 2009-12-24 Holy shit, it is Sonichu.
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RomancingTrain - 2009-12-18
Is he on the verge of tears at 4:25 or is he trying to be menacing?
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kingofthenothing - 2009-12-18 I don't know. He's so many things. At 4:53 he's a Mime. At 3:56 he's a jolly old Englishman. At 1:21, he is a little teapot, short and stout.
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Indidan - 2009-12-18 at 1:40 he's Bill Cosby.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-18
I am shivering right now. This is very shiver inducing.
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bac - 2009-12-18
two great tasteagas
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Pillager - 2009-12-18
0 stars.
I refuse to grant attention to played out crap like ICP.
Chris Chan will only get stars from me after he joins the TFL movement.
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wtf japan - 2009-12-18 You don't understand. This is one furry short of a poetv hat-trick.
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spikestoyiu - 2009-12-18 Your main concern is that ICP is "played-out?"
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Pillager - 2009-12-18 wtf japan, that's my point; juggalos & furries no longer disturb/annoy me. They're just pathetic attention whores.
TFL is far more frightening.
along those lines; spikestoyiu, ICP 'peaked' around the late 90's. A bunch of Joker wannabes means nothing to me.
If Chris Chan sat in front of his web cam wearing a TFL nipple flare shirt, fondling a loaded rifle & then belting out a truly vile Bill Greathouse/Ravengaigesmith style rant versus every women who looked at him the wrong way, then we'd have true 5 star evil.
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Cena_mark - 2009-12-18 I can't wait for the Juggalo butt-hurt to begin.
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memedumpster - 2009-12-18 You just wait until he starts drawing Sonijuggachu comics and we'll see how TFL competes.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-01-16 TFL is way too agressive for Chris, plus, it operates on a completely different way. Chris just plays victim when the situation demands it, the TFL guys love to be martyrs 24/7
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bluiker - 2009-12-18
I know it's futile to try to pick any point in Chris's life and say "This is where he snapped," but this is surely some kind of milestone.
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memedumpster - 2009-12-18
Oh hell yes!
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Doctor Arcane - 2009-12-18
I would have put my bet on him going full on fursuit or TFL first. This is out of nowhere. Creepy.
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wart - 2009-12-18
Finally, Chris finds a subculture where he'll be accepted.
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Smellvin - 2009-12-18 Chris-chan: the only person in the world for whom deciding to be a "juggalo" might actually be a good idea.
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teethsalad - 2009-12-18
this is an interesting turn of events
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kingofthenothing - 2009-12-18
Next week: the skin comes off, and we all learn that he's really a black man named Rodney.
The week after that: He's not really a black man named Rodney. He was just wearing black face.
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klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18
Oh sweet jesus.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-12-18
clowns with the downs
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OxygenThief - 2009-12-18
Even before he was a Juggalo, Chris Chan was a Juggalo.
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glasseye - 2009-12-18
Holy crap.
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KnowFuture - 2009-12-18
Oh why not. Juggalo Chris-Chan it is.
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Rudy - 2009-12-18
This made my week. How sad is that?
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DiscreteComponents - 2009-12-18
I love how enthusiastic Chrissy is to shamelessly and transparently latch onto anything where he thinks there might possibly be a female who will fuck him. Until two days ago he probably thought "Dark Carnival" was a stage in a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Hope springs eternal in the heart of a retarded welfare-leeching potential rapist.
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DiscreteComponents - 2009-12-18 Also: At 4:40 it looks like he's suddenly having a stroke. Fuck you for getting my hopes up like that, Ian.
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The Mothership - 2009-12-18
Killers in the same dream.
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revdrew - 2009-12-18
Well, I gotta say I wasn't expecting this one. Well played, Chris.
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pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-18
It's not a real juggalo video until there's are angry video responses. I have high hopes but it hasn't happened yet.
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dead_cat - 2009-12-18
OK, I did NOT see that coming.
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JSP - 2009-12-18
oh goddammit
god
damn
it
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bopeton - 2009-12-18
I'm tried of five-starring us getting trolled. He's a master, and I respect that now.
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klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18
It is my Joker-given mission to find an 18-27 year old boyfriend free juggalette to make into a sweetheart from the ground up
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manfred - 2009-12-18
I DO COCAINE
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fluffy - 2009-12-18
Next up: Faygo addiction.
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Udderdude - 2009-12-18
Towering monument of failure.
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Camonk - 2009-12-18
I was about to post how Chris-Chan is really getting kind of boring. Well. The make-up, the inept singing... All right, fine. Five more stars.
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Hooper_X - 2009-12-18
Goddamnit, just when I thought I was done caring about Chris-Chan, something like this happens and it PULLS ME BACK IN. Whichever pretend girl got him to be a juggalo for "her" is a goddamned evil genius.
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Anti-Pope - 2009-12-18
Oh juggalos...
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chris chan is not a juggalo hes a fucking flaming fagit dumb pussy bitch dont even pretend your in my family you fagit ass bitch
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kingarthur - 2009-12-19
This...this isn't gonna end well, is it?
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kingarthur - 2009-12-19 I think I feel sorry for his parents. Seriously. Do they know about his Internet hijinks?
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dead_cat - 2009-12-19 Oh yes, they are well aware. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't to blame for so much of what's gone wrong with their son.
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KnowFuture - 2010-01-10 Apparently he announces it to his mom when he masturbate, so it's to pretty much be assumed they know about his dallyings in the internet.
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cognitivedissonance - 2009-12-19
No words. Should have sent. A ringleader.
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Repomancer - 2009-12-19
Oh. For. Fucking. Crying. Out. Loud.
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Nikon - 2009-12-19
There are no words.
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paparatti - 2009-12-20
Oh my fucking christ.
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Squeamish - 2010-01-06
Well.
That made me feel better about myself.
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KnowFuture - 2010-01-10
Oh, and a super posthumous set of ghost stars for the title of this clip over at YouTube: *****.
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Paranatural - 2010-05-22
Unexpected.
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Xero - 2010-05-23
Stars cause I still haven't been able to sit through an entire Chris Chan video yet.
And I've watched all of this for fucks sake.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42082
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Old People - 2012-12-18
For the video, for all the comments, for the world that produced the side-splitting tragedy of Chris-Chan.
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