You remember that foul evening
When you heard the banshees howl
There was lazy drunken bastards singing
"Billy's In The Bowl"
They took you up to midnight mass,
And left you in the lurch
So you dropped a button in the plate
And spewed up in the church.
If this lady has only watched Return of the Jedi she'd know that Vader eventually throws him down that pit anyway, and she just has to be patient like the rest of us.