There are only two kingdoms. God's and Satan's. If you're not in God's kingdom you are automatically in Satan's. I learned that in church. I also learned that the souls of aborted babies have a special place in heaven where they all hang out together and ask people what it was like to live full lives, and I learned that homosexuality was curable and that the cure is the sacred blood of the gayest man to ever walk the planet. It was quite a Sunday!