Your mom's not a chipmunk.

My guess is since the only thing in recent memory I can think of that's out now for kids is that squeakel nonsense, I presume this is Pride's way of counteracting that(?).

That said this short is amazing, I like my silent protagonist whimsy with a nice dark/ironic twist. Plus the lighting and the way the camera follows the character around is all kinds of great. Now based on what i just saw I'm gonna go infer that either:

A. Don't go in stores and touch the merchandise without permission or you'll turn into a dead eyed doll.

B. Don't write shit in chalk on the outside of buildings creating unintentional half-assed graphitti, otherwise you'll be tempted to walk into stores and... well you know the drill.

How damn stupid are you to think that that is a chipmunk?

it means, "don't jack to this, shitcock"

C: Don't throw snowballs at doll shops or everything you love will turn on you.

Actually I would dare say he was heavily inspired by Gaudi's architecture or some of his contemporaries in Barcelona. There is a window very much like that one in Barcelona.

:D

Or the Narcissus myth.

With just a dash of Grimm Brothers. Don't go where you're not invited, kids.

I'm sure there are plenty of places where children are invited that they shouldn't go to either.

Stars for that!