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Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-01

Its like it combines both of John Cena's fanbases: Fat people and kids.


themilkshark - 2010-01-02

Hot girls love Cena. That's why most of you hate him.


Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-02

Fair enough i suppose, though you cant deny he appeals to kids quite abit as well. Personally I hate him on the fact he's just bland as shit in the ring, very hulk hogan like on the boredom scale.


pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-02

Bullshit. A wrestling ring is a device for mechanically separating hot people in shorts from a crowd of fat people with signs.


sosage - 2010-01-02

It take talent to come off bland compared to what I see them doing now days.


baleen - 2010-01-01

John Cena will probably be a governor or senator within 20 years.
sigh.


themilkshark - 2010-01-02

Oh how unfortunate... 'Cuz the crop we have now are SO great


Rape Van Winkle - 2010-01-01

I've never seen John Cena do whatever this kid is imitating, but I bet this kid's imitation is way more entertaining than that.


Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-01

Oh and how right you are.


themilkshark - 2010-01-02

I bet this kid knows more actual wrestling moves than the 3 Cena uses


phalsebob - 2010-01-01

I like how SDAusmus felt the need to make it explicit that this is not, in fact, Cena Mark.

Also, needs child abuse tag.


themilkshark - 2010-01-02

the description made me lol


Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-02

Once i saw the description i kept wondering how many Cena_Mark Junior comments id see.


Colonel Cowlung - 2010-01-01

I didn't look too closely at the preview image and was pleasantly surprised by just how FAT the kid was.

This is Cena_mark's peer.


Desidiosus - 2010-01-02

This is Cena_mark's boss at Walmart.


Ashenblade - 2010-01-03

This is Cena_Mark's speechwriter.


mon666ster - 2010-01-04

This is Son of Cena_mark.


memedumpster - 2010-01-01

Come on Internet, give me a composited showdown with Star Wars Kid. Same music.


magnesium - 2010-01-01

Are you sure this is a kid and not just a morbidly obese midget? I've never seen a fat kid with so much sag.


Toenails - 2010-01-02

Same thoughts.

It looks like this thing is at least a hugely deformed teen. Oh, and I didn't need to see that bottle of lotion in the foreground, thank you very much!


Riskbreaker - 2010-01-02

If that's a kid he's not going to live long. His heart is probably made of peanut butter.


Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-02

Smooth or chunky? I'm going with chunky!


RomancingTrain - 2010-01-02

Has to be a dwarf: large head, tiny limbs, and ginormous body.


egglab - 2010-01-02

there's a kid who lives downstairs from me that bears a striking resemblance, i refer to him as meatball.


Ashenblade - 2010-01-03

I knew a kid that was at least this fat at five years old. It's possible.


Dicknuts - 2010-01-02

On thing I CAN say about Cena is nothing on that man jiggles. Everything on this kid does.


poorwill - 2010-01-02

:I))))


pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-02

He looks like a pretty energetic kid. My guess is he's from one of those families where if you don't eat a pound of starches every day they whisper about your "eating disorder."


Cleaner82 - 2010-01-02

If your time is now and I still can't see you, you must not be very important.


charmlessman - 2010-01-02

SO many things to say, so here we go:

1. Oh, I can see you, "little" man. I can't miss you.

2. Did anyone else notice his lips getting purple as his extremities became more and more oxygen deprived?

3. Round about the 1:30 mark, he just starts slowing down.

4. Good job, dude. New Years resolution to exercise: Completed.


bopeton - 2010-01-02

I don't know what this is all about, but fat people acting silly is worth a few stars.


StanleyPain - 2010-01-02

Better than actual pro wrestling.


twinkieafternoon - 2010-01-03

Kid your boy hold weight.
I got my soul straight.
I brush your mouth like Colgate


APE_GOD - 2010-01-31

William Gibson said that, upon hearing that Michael Jackson, now a white woman, had married Lisa Marie Presely, that his job as an author of science fiction had just gotten more difficult.

If David Lynch saw this video he would undergo a similar catharsis.


Big Name Celebrity - 2010-03-10

Super Porky's most disappointing child.


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