Brit Hume: Tiger Woods must become Christian to be forgiven

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kamlem

- 2010-01-04

I'm not sure how buying crystal meth from rentboys would have improved his situation...

IrishWhiskey

- 2010-01-04

He should strive to be a good forgiven Christian, like Gov. Stanford, Sen. Ensign, Sen. Vitter, Sen. McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Rudy Giuliani...

After all, love means never having to say you're sorry, and mean it.

vissarion

- 2010-01-04

My personal favorite is Rick Pitino.

http://deadspin.com/5335356/rick-pitino-is-no-choir-boy

klingerbgoode

- 2010-01-04

Brit Hume? More like Big Rube.

TeenerTot

- 2010-01-04

Huh. I didn't really expect him to actually say it so bluntly.

What an ass.

13.5

- 2010-01-04

No mention of personal feelings of guilt. Jesus offers you the last bit of leverage you have over you wife, Tiger

Syd Midnight

- 2010-01-04

Tiger hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2010-01-04

Yeah he hasn't banged any black women yet.

RockBolt

- 2010-01-04

Yes, please tell us what you think you know about Buddhism

charmlessman

- 2010-01-04

All I heard was, "Huruffufh ruffuh hurump hufump"

Ponasty - 2010-01-04

Brit Hume talks like he got a mouthful of marbles.

TeenerTot - 2010-01-04

Marbles=Chris Wallace's dick.

cognitivedissonance

- 2010-01-04

"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy."

"Er... harumph!"

"YOU WATCH YOUR ASS."

APE_GOD - 2010-01-04

I'm pretty sure Fundamentalist Christians have a higher divorce rate than Buddhists.

memedumpster

- 2010-01-04

He has to become a Christian to get away with being an immoral douche and still be rich is what Brit is saying.

Paracelsus

- 2010-01-04

Yep, the highest regard these guys have for Jesus is something like an ambulance chaser who can shave a couple years off your sentence if you make the right noises.

Translation: 'In terms of public relations, Tiger, Christian conversion can really sell if you manage it right.'

Cleaner82

- 2010-01-04

Jesus' hands are tied until you do the thing with the water. Jesus wants to forgive Buddhists but he can't, it's policy.

Cleaner82 - 2010-01-04

Also, this is very interesting. Because what he means is, when the people that you have wronged aren't willing to forgive you, Buddhism doesn't offer an imaginary man to tell you you're forgiven anyway.

Which is possibly true, I'm not a Buddhist.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-04

I'd love to help you, I really would. But it's sola fide, brah. Plus, aren't you sorta Chinese? We don't get a lot up here...what I mean is, I'm going to have to check the manual...

dorje

- 2010-01-04

It's true, there is no imaginary man to tell you you're forgiven. The only way to change the thoughts, that become actions, that become harm to others, which becomes an effect that harms the mind, is through regret - and then taking steps in a genuine way to change your behavioural patterns, motivated by that sincere regret. No sentient being or awakened being can take away your karma, and no positive actions will counterbalance the ripening of negative karma. At best you can treat the causes, and in the process accumulate wisdom.

themilkshark

- 2010-01-04

What he is trying to say is if he becomes Christian, white people will feel okay ignoring his trangressions. Jesus taught us not to judge others. We've turned that into don't judge others who tell the same lies you do until they get caught.

Absolutely no worries about offending anyone of a non-Christian faith... They know their audience.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit

- 2010-01-04

man even Bill Kristol was embarrassed by that

Senator_Unger

- 2010-01-04

The only correct response to that statement is: Wow. Seriously? Fuck you.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-01-04

Ok, you have GOT to warn me if Bill Kristol pops up unexpectedly in a video. I'm serious, it's not cool. Michele Bachmann, too. NSFYourPsyche.

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