oh my God.

"Bluestar?"

"Yes?"

"Are these things we're staring at mountains, or smooth pointy trees?"

"Something natural for sure because they are green."

Sandpaw always has a worried expression on her face =(

Also, not so much a shooting star as a slowly meandering star. Don't wish no that, cats! It's a trick!

Also also, why do the cats have hairdos?

Come out to play-ay?

Bluestar is an artificial cyborg vessel for a dying alien consciousness whose most banal thoughts are travelling across the immeasurable gulf of space to emerge from the larynx of a discarded Tiny tears doll.

Yay, they have religion that uses a natural phenomenon to tell them all to burn each other to death!

"We hate warrior cats! Warrior cats suck!" *BONK*

I knew this remake was going to be shit. Where's the subway trains and Coney Island and crimson leather vests? Where's the increasingly aging James Remar? For shame, Hollywood.

"How's Mousefur?"

"Her wounds are very deep, and her name is very stupid."

Is the one a little Jewish kitty?