Once you wade deep enough into the righty crazy pool, you lose your sense of irony.

yeah, it was incredibly controversial when Abbie Hoffman first showed up in his American flag shirt. i've always wondered when exactly the shift happened to it being considered tasteful and patriotic to wear it as clothing.

Oddly enough, it was tasteful to wear as a bikini before it was tasteful to wear as a shirt.

When Phyllis Diller wore it mas a shirt. She meant it as nod to Hoffman, but everyone else figured that meant it was suddenly okay.

Pastor: Sadly, it is both odd and completely expected.

OK, I've been in Alamogordo. The question for me is why did these protesters choose a tiny place in the middle of nowhere to protest and why January 2?

Teabagger types have their own weird internal logic that's usually massively symbolic to them but requires pages of explanation for everyone else.

Many of them think they will be remembered as heroes, rebels that stood against the reign of terror of hitlerbama. Songs will be written about them, with a country tune of course.

Well, most people recognize San Francisco as having the nicest climate in the country, and you know who lives there, right???

At least the snow won't accidentally shoot you.

San Francisco gets pretty fucking miserable in the winter.

The correct answer for best climate, worst people goes to L.A.

They aren't marching, they are freedom stepping.

Hey, I built my house with guns.

It's like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.

It's really just a poorly designed nail gun.

He's a fascist socalist ni...hilist, what more do you need to know?

It doesn't matter what Obama is actually doing, all that matters is what Glenn Beck thinks he might be planning to be working towards doing. Which is the destruction of America.

Because...uhhh...he's a communist.

Buy my book.

Remember:

black people standing outside of voting stations in sunglasses and berets = OMG VOTER INTIMIDATION

white people marching on the government buildings with guns = PATRIOTISM