I stopped right at the end of the cave you are in for about 20 minutes about 30 minutes into the game. I couldn't beat the last fucking mech.

I stopped watching this 1 minute in.

Oh man, you missed out. Here's just a few quirks from this trash heap:

The 6 million dollar emo: dead war hero turned into a cyborg, I guess against his will. Ge doesn't want to live, so h's only takes the deadliest missions, and only takes cyborg parts as his reward. His goal? Kill himsel by becoming all machine.

Speaking of emo complex, robot girl's directive one is to keep Shion alive. Knowing this, Shion is always reminding her that she could easily die trying to do some idioc side quest on her own if Robot doesn't tag along. Even threatens to launch herself out the airlock to get her way once.

Nobody dies. EVERYONE even minorly important that you thought died is alive and well. Not only are they still alive, they're evil. In the third game their meetings are like the council of dead NPCs.

Don't forget to mention that Emo War Borg looked EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN in the first game.

I only managed to get 10 or so hours through the first game. It was the prettiest piece of shit I've ever seen.

also, kevin is the name of the badguy. Kevin!

Let's not forget the powerful anti-alien weapon/ super important data keeper, in the form of a fucking pink haired 10 year old girl. And because it's japan, said 10 year old had way more "fanservice shots" than Shion and Robo combined.

Oh god, I forgot about that.

There were so many things wrong with this game. So many intentionally wrong things.

Also the white haired pretty boy was Jesus, that might be in this video but I'm not putting myself through any part of that game again to find out.

Wait, what?! Don't you mean MOMO?
Kos-Mos was the one with tits, dude.

Come on.

MOMO isn't hot.

She's cute.

You know what? I agree with both your statements. I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons I made it even partway through this series. Now then, please send me all your Xenosaga hentai.

What the hell happened with that game, anyway? It was like the writers quit halfway through. By the end of disc 1 you had all kinds of shit going on, with subplots and character plots every which way, and disc 2 goes "then a bunch of stuff happened the end."

Gears was awesome, God was a gigantic mutated alien combined with someones reincarnation of something and then something else triggered something in it. Also one part of the game was just like Soylent Green.

But the best part was, it was all text. no listening to annoying 12-year olds talking, no sirree.

Rumor is they just plain ran out of funding, and Square pulled the plug on their development team.

Then after all that robot ninja shit, what does she do? She just massages that other chick's back with an ineffectual purple blob gun for 5 minutes.

I was wondering if anyone was going to mention the nice, calm conversation the two are having while one of them gets repeatedly shot in the back.

Anime nerds complain about the darnedest things.

On the same note, I remember reading on gamefaqs when I was like 12 and pokemon was popular that people were pissed they deleted 'hilarious' scenes of the various creatures peeing from the american version. Never understood why anyone would miss that.

greed. When I played Xenogears, it blew my 14 year old mind. In retrospect, it wasn't nearly as good as I thought it was at the time, but at least there were a few moments that were this side of enjoyable ('men of the sea' jumps to mind).

So, still starry eyed remembering the psuedo-religious babbling of Gears, Saga came out and I powered through the first one, eating up every vague reference I could yet absolutely loathing the game play and not really understanding what was going on.

I picked up a copy of the second one and played it 10 minutes. They had fucked up their already retarded gameplay and the plot was fucking gone. I Wikied the plot recently and Jesus H. Christ, there were drugs involved, and probably a lot of molestation in the creators childhoods by priests.

I dunno what to say, at the time, I think this game was a huge disappointment. After that, I started going outside more, drinking heavily and dating. It's a slippery slope.

The rabid fans of this franchise are mostly 20 something people. MOMO's pantys are probably involved in this dilemma.

The kid with underwear over His pants isn't a robot, He's Jesus!