I know so little about curling I thought the first target was the goal and that she tripped at :16.

Exactly.

For "Her Majesty's Rumpus" alone. Please, take my stars.

Boring sports videos usually get low ratings from me, but this comment is solid gold.

:D

You turned an otherwise boring morning into a delightful one. Have my stars, and my babies.

This is five stars. I can't wait for future attempts to ape it, which will doubtlessly fall short of the mark.

I am wiser for having read you, sir.

I will never see curling the same again and I thank you for it

i reserve my indignant comment and give you stars.

I refused to click on this video because CURLING WHO CARES but I saw the rating had been up at five stars for aaaaages and curiousity got the better of me. Now I know why this video still has five stars.

Thanks, and here you go. Have a nice day.

Yours, sir.

That sounds right to me.

This is a dirty, filthy game.

I still don't understand, but five stars indeed.

I like the vid and all, sure, but Xenocide gets my stars.

Could this be the most stars awarded for a comment?

This guy! This fucking guy! I like this guy!

Xenocide's the reason we get to have nice things. Because he deal's with them for us. If we dealt with them it'd be a catastrophe.

I will henceforth use "sliding the Oxnard" as a euphemism for female masturbation in your honor.

Hey guys! Are we still giving stars to Xenocide, or did I arrive too late to the party?

By now I think we're all giving stars to the idea of giving stars to Xenocide.

Xenocide is a nice name.

I will be passing this on to friends for this comment.

Sir.

time travel stars.

Curling is like bowling - it's fun to do with friends, but I can't imagine sitting down and watching it..

...only done it once or twice though. Good shot though.

see the middle circle? you want to get your colored thing in there. Other team can knock you out. The brushes make the things move in different directions.

yeah man, never understood what's so hard to get about this game.

CRICKET, now there's a game i don't get at all.

Cricket is basically real life's Calvinball.

My country (by which I mean the one I currently live in but have no biological ties to) won a gold medal in this sport.

Cricket, while ultimately extremely stupid and boring, was at least nice to "play" on a warm summers afternoon when I was in school. Sometimes I even had to stand up.

Cricket is basically a game that takes two days to play and they give you Thanksgiving Dinner.