I guess screaming at the giant puck saved the day...
I was just waiting for one of them to fall on their asses as they were cheering. Also, needs a what hell sounds like tag.
I have a little knowledge of curling so let me see if I understood what happened here:
Once she let go of the Oxnard (also known as "the golden snitch") it was considered "in play" and then it was her job to guide it toward the pins using her kicking prowess, while being careful to avoid a facemasking penalty.
However, due to a scheduling mishap, at that moment the janitorial staff showed up to begin cleaning the giant pinball table they were playing on. Since the Galvington was still "in play," she had no choice but to scream at the janitors to get off the playfield (which is called "Ontario") before the Stickywicket collided with the leftermost score-detractor or "Her Majesty's Rumpus" as it is often called.
Luckily, the janitors got the message and stopped just in time for the Heliotrope to stop right at the Optimal Scoring Orb (also called "the clitoris") which awarded the team five moose antlers, thus allowing her to fulfill the promise she made to her dying father (which was to finish up quickly so her game didn't pre-empt the hockey playoffs.)
Hey guys! Are we still giving stars to Xenocide, or did I arrive too late to the party?
By now I think we're all giving stars to the idea of giving stars to Xenocide.
|Adham Nu'man |
This is fucking ridiculous... Whatever it is...
If you watch Curling long enough it starts to get interesting and make sense...and eventually make you Canadian.
Curling is like bowling - it's fun to do with friends, but I can't imagine sitting down and watching it..
...only done it once or twice though. Good shot though.
how is curling a mystery to people? it's lawn bowling (or bocce or petanque) on ice.
see the middle circle? you want to get your colored thing in there. Other team can knock you out. The brushes make the things move in different directions.
yeah man, never understood what's so hard to get about this game.
CRICKET, now there's a game i don't get at all.
This and the "Fiendish Thingie" scene from The Beatles' "Help!"= The only curling videos anyone cares about!
Curling is great.
I don't care who is playing, if I flip by it on TV I will stop and watch it.
Oooooooooh so it's like, Ice Billiards. Right?
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