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Desc:I know zilch of curling and even I was impressed
Category:Sports
Tags:canada, Olympics, curling, women
Submitted:THA SUGAH RAIN
Date:01/06/10
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Comment count is 42
Pillager - 2010-01-06
Huh...

I guess screaming at the giant puck saved the day...


Evilhead - 2010-01-06
I was just waiting for one of them to fall on their asses as they were cheering. Also, needs a what hell sounds like tag.
RomancingTrain - 2010-01-06
I know so little about curling I thought the first target was the goal and that she tripped at :16.

Xenocide - 2010-01-06
I have a little knowledge of curling so let me see if I understood what happened here:

Once she let go of the Oxnard (also known as "the golden snitch") it was considered "in play" and then it was her job to guide it toward the pins using her kicking prowess, while being careful to avoid a facemasking penalty.

However, due to a scheduling mishap, at that moment the janitorial staff showed up to begin cleaning the giant pinball table they were playing on. Since the Galvington was still "in play," she had no choice but to scream at the janitors to get off the playfield (which is called "Ontario") before the Stickywicket collided with the leftermost score-detractor or "Her Majesty's Rumpus" as it is often called.

Luckily, the janitors got the message and stopped just in time for the Heliotrope to stop right at the Optimal Scoring Orb (also called "the clitoris") which awarded the team five moose antlers, thus allowing her to fulfill the promise she made to her dying father (which was to finish up quickly so her game didn't pre-empt the hockey playoffs.)
oogaBooga - 2010-01-06
Exactly.

saganaki - 2010-01-06
For "Her Majesty's Rumpus" alone. Please, take my stars.

glasseye - 2010-01-06
Boring sports videos usually get low ratings from me, but this comment is solid gold.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2010-01-06
:D

HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-01-06
You turned an otherwise boring morning into a delightful one. Have my stars, and my babies.

Hooper_X - 2010-01-06
This is five stars. I can't wait for future attempts to ape it, which will doubtlessly fall short of the mark.

Lauritz Melchior - 2010-01-06
I am wiser for having read you, sir.

RockBolt - 2010-01-06
I will never see curling the same again and I thank you for it

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-06
i reserve my indignant comment and give you stars.

poorwill - 2010-01-06
I refused to click on this video because CURLING WHO CARES but I saw the rating had been up at five stars for aaaaages and curiousity got the better of me. Now I know why this video still has five stars.

James Woods - 2010-01-06
Thanks, and here you go. Have a nice day.

Explodotron - 2010-01-06
Yours, sir.

Enjoy - 2010-01-06
That sounds right to me.

Cleaner82 - 2010-01-06
This is a dirty, filthy game.

Riskbreaker - 2010-01-06
I still don't understand, but five stars indeed.

RocketBlender - 2010-01-06
I like the vid and all, sure, but Xenocide gets my stars.

Casual Tea Party - 2010-01-06
Could this be the most stars awarded for a comment?

Camonk - 2010-01-06
This guy! This fucking guy! I like this guy!

twinkieafternoon - 2010-01-06
Xenocide's the reason we get to have nice things. Because he deal's with them for us. If we dealt with them it'd be a catastrophe.

HURF BLURF DUH - 2010-01-06
I will henceforth use "sliding the Oxnard" as a euphemism for female masturbation in your honor.

Toenails - 2010-01-06
Hey guys! Are we still giving stars to Xenocide, or did I arrive too late to the party?

Camonk - 2010-01-06
By now I think we're all giving stars to the idea of giving stars to Xenocide.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-07
Xenocide is a nice name.

splatterbabble - 2010-02-01
I will be passing this on to friends for this comment.

jerrysp702 - 2010-05-28
Sir.

yogarfield - 2014-01-25
time travel stars.

Adham Nu'man - 2010-01-06
This is fucking ridiculous... Whatever it is...
chumbucket - 2010-01-06
If you watch Curling long enough it starts to get interesting and make sense...and eventually make you Canadian.
badideasinaction - 2010-01-06
Curling is like bowling - it's fun to do with friends, but I can't imagine sitting down and watching it..

...only done it once or twice though. Good shot though.

chairsforcheap - 2010-01-06
how is curling a mystery to people? it's lawn bowling (or bocce or petanque) on ice.
chairsforcheap - 2010-01-06
see the middle circle? you want to get your colored thing in there. Other team can knock you out. The brushes make the things move in different directions.

PeteyCruiser - 2010-01-06
yeah man, never understood what's so hard to get about this game.

CRICKET, now there's a game i don't get at all.

RocketBlender - 2010-01-06
Cricket is basically real life's Calvinball.

oddeye - 2010-01-06
My country (by which I mean the one I currently live in but have no biological ties to) won a gold medal in this sport.

Cricket, while ultimately extremely stupid and boring, was at least nice to "play" on a warm summers afternoon when I was in school. Sometimes I even had to stand up.

cognitivedissonance - 2010-01-07
Cricket is basically a game that takes two days to play and they give you Thanksgiving Dinner.

Hailey2006 - 2010-01-06
This and the "Fiendish Thingie" scene from The Beatles' "Help!"= The only curling videos anyone cares about!
Urist - 2010-01-07
Curling is great.

I don't care who is playing, if I flip by it on TV I will stop and watch it.
kingofthenothing - 2010-06-16
Oooooooooh so it's like, Ice Billiards. Right?
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