Paging Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone, Sarah Haskins to the red courtesy phone.

Don't fuck any of those sluts.

fittingly submitted

Combine them with Truck Nuts for something really special.

This is not what Sir Mix-A-Lot wanted.

Could use a "white people" tag.

Pad your bras if you must, but this is the ultimate betrayal! Ass men unite!

I knew a girl who no matter what, could never ever be seen without this one pair of blue shorts on under her clothes. We all wondered if she was a never-nude or something, but we eventually just accepted it as reality. Then one day at a party, someone pulled on her blue shorts after she came out of the bathroom, and a huge butt pad fell out. Her actual ass was literally concave. It was SO awkward. 5 stars for the memory of her face when she realized her little secret was exposed.

At no point in this commercial did they say the word "butt". On the contrary, they went out of their way to avoid saying it.

That's not healthy.

Hank Hill had a pair of these.

I first read this as Betty Boop Panties.

5 for "droopy derriere"

"I may never take them off!!" - Kelly Ripa; skanky-ass ho.

So this is just coming to the states now huh?

I bought a pair of these.

C'mon, ladies. Just get back into the bustle and the corset, because Dolly Madison had the best booty of them all.

Okay, maybe it's the resolution on the loaner computer I'm using here, but am I the only one that thinks the O in 'POP' looks like a coiled up pile of shit in the middle?

Ha ha ha, fuck you feminists! In a couple of years, women will be begging not to vote because the stress gives them wrinkles.

My grandmother was wearing these 15 years ago...I guess someone finally realized they could market fake asses to the younger-than-70 ladies as well.

Seriously, look in an old copy of Fingerhut, that mail order catalog full of useless crap only the extremely senile could be tricked into buying. And vibrators.

Women are full of lies.

I thought I'd kill myself later this year.

But with this special offer, I can't afford to kill myself any later! I'll HAVE TO DO IT NOW!

Or they can just decide to be genetically gifted in the ass like me, I mean it's not a hard choice.


^jokes galore

If I really wanted to fuck plastic, I'd get a doll. They're cheaper.

Where may I acquire bullet-proof pops for my hos?

asses making a poping noise

TA-DOW

I hate the word 'booty'. Pirates have booty, I don't.

Also, Booty Pop sounds like it's to do with farting.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Booty Pop?