"Although slightly deflated the mascot was okay." The person inside, however, died upon impact.

I can't imagine how this would have ended any other way.

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oh my god

Now, I don't want to get all punk but this is something so magical and pure that hearing the sports-fuck say "No, I didn't just save money on my car insurance!" makes me want to take a hole punch to his face, stick a straw in the holes and carefully puke a mixture of diet coke, chili flakes and raw egg within.

Is NOTHING sacred?!?