Xenocide  - 2010-01-09
A sandwich with just nuts in it? That sounds terrible.
I remember a time....a simpler time....when America's sandwiches had meat and cheese in them. Back then we didn't need the government to provide us with sandwiches or advise us on nut safety. If we wanted a sandwich, we made it ourselves.
And raving was all about self-reliant, hard-working Americans, waving their arms around to techno music while bombed out of their minds on Ecstasy, and then getting STD's. That was a noble time, before government raves ruined everything.
And Freakazoid. Wasn't that cartoon great? Before....(wipes away an imaginary tear)....before Obama personally canceled it and used the animators' paychecks to give terrorists fair trials? Maybe....(forced sob) maybe it's too late to save that America. Or maybe it's time we took our country back from the communist Freakazoid haters who insist that climate change is real and that Goof Troop was a better cartoon.
I'm sorry but I just love sandwiches, raves and Warner Brothers so much! And I...FEAR FOR THEM. (explodes into a cacophony of fake weeping)
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HURF BLURF DUH - 2010-01-09 Don't let the success of your curling comment go to your head.
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fluffy - 2015-01-10 The coroner's report.
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oogaBooga - 2010-01-09
Pitbulls are great pets until they decide to RAPE YOUR CHILD AND RUN OUT THE DOOR WITH YOUR CHILD HANGING SUSPENDED ON ITS ERECT PENIS.
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dead_cat - 2010-01-09
I wish it had some context, but that still wouldn't top this clip, AKA, my new ringtone.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-09
This needs a high-energy queer-as-all-git-out techno remix.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-09
I prefer "Fat Weepy Charlatan" but that's just splitting hairs.
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Lum - 2010-01-09
For the first time I agree with Glenn Beck about something.
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Nithing - 2010-01-09
That LGF guy has really redeemed himself recently.
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memedumpster - 2010-01-09
A broken sundial is right during a supernova.
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Cena_mark - 2010-01-09
That was just him reading hate-mail. At least he has opposing views on his show unlike Mandow and Olberwoman.
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memedumpster - 2010-01-09 What part of their reporting do you disagree with? Is it the expose' of the Family which is seeking to export executions of gay people to other countries while hijacking the American government? Is it the report on Dick Cheney being a traitor by siding with the terrorists in their notions that we are weak and easily influenced? Is it the John Birch society's sponsoring of CPAC in spite of their belief that the government is run by communists?
Why did President Clinton keep reading to those children for minutes after being told the tower was hit that day? There's a lot of loose change regarding that one, let me tell ya'...
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Robin Kestrel - 2010-01-09
Well put. I will be quoting that at some point.
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Robin Kestrel - 2010-01-09 (Meant to be a reply to memedumpster's "A broken sundial is right during a supernova." re. the LGF guy and other neocons starting to look sane by comparison to the Palin/Beck wing.)
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phalsebob - 2010-01-09 Palin/Beck wing? Are you suggesting a Palin/Beck campaign in 2012? Best campaign ever!
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StanleyPain - 2010-01-09
So was he also a raving nut sandwich back in 1990 when he raped and killed a girl?
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phalsebob - 2010-01-09 No, he was a raping nut sandwich back then.
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cognitivedissonance - 2010-01-09
Karma has a way of making sure he gets what's coming to him, even if it's a suicide in a bunker after a war he personally lost.
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