Holy crap there's a lot of bullshit in that.

5 for the innuendos however.

Now someone set up a youtube doubler with the Village People.

Right -- we get it -- grappling is gay. SO HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD?

Crossing your ankles when you have the back is some day one whitebelt shit. Get out of here with that.

well they are technically sailors

Less funny when I actually do BJJ.

You're right-- having him on top is a little bit better of a situation.

WE ARE NOW ENGAGED IN PROCURING YOU AN IDENTIFICATION TATTOO SO YOU CAN GET A JAIL JOB WHILE YOU'RE BEING A PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL IN JAIL

I prefer that WW2 Dirty Fighting manual guy whose every move started with "Grab the enemy's testicles.." and ended with "..then stomp on his head until he dies."

Stars of honor.

They aren't sexy at all. ;__;