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Five stars for Glenn Beck sounding like he has a cold.

Also: Glenn Beck keeps a crazy person's diary.

"I want to read to you what I wrote in my journal, thereby invalidating it as a journal entry and making it instead a letter to you."

stop submitting palin/beck clips, they're not ironically funny and never have been you morons

"Yeah... that trust thing. It, you nailed it with that question, you know, trustworthy people surrounding us, leading us, um, we've got to be able to trust, but very, very dangerous to trust people in this business of politics, Glenn...

I know that moment, uh, Todd and I've had those moments with those, uh, around us. Happens to be those who have been in the political arena, not in our real world, our family, trust people there, but, um, yeah, not a comfortable place to be when there is so much doubt as to who you can trust."

I know it looks like a jumble of disconnected phrases, but there are some hidden gems of meaning in there! You just have to dig a bit to find them. Here are the two things Sarah communicated from above: "Trust is important but risky in politics. I trust my family but reserve doubts about politicians." Yep, underneath her scattershot vocalizations lies a simple, almost childlike understanding of the world, bereft of nuance, subtlety, or insight. It's endearing, really.

2 people repeating themselves over and over again. Trying to use big words to make themselves sound more intelligent and sharing their souls to show they care about the little man. The way he read that diary entry, it totally sounded like he has a major boner for her.

The real star of this video is the rock 'n' roll guitar track paired with flying pictures of founding fathers. That's how you know this is good journalism.

I can't trust that damn statue, she supposedly takes bums in and takes care of them, sounds like a liberal commie dyke to me. Now the Eiffel Tower, that's a building i can trust!

TRUST NONE

FEAR ALL

BECK/PALIN

Dear Diary, tomorrow I'm going to meet a Unicorn...

This man is so desperate to stick his stuff inside her, he oozes lust from every part of his body.

Hey! How come they're in NYC!? That's not the real America. If only these two could broadcast themselves where their supporters are.

"I'm not gonna lose hope that things won't change."

There's Sarah Palin, always going on about Hope and Change.

So what's [i]aaactually[/i] going on here?

Sarah Palin is trying to turn her audience against POLITICIANS!?

Have they calculated the potential damage of their efforts? It's as if Fox wants to have the best coverage of the apocalypse so they're setting up the shot and lining up the pins. They're making people crazy. Is Fox somehow funded by Iran?

Fat Gross Kid hits on Cheerleader

It's like 2 hobos who have found each other and who both think they are having their minds controlled by the same satellite. The same crazy gets amplified in some kind of wacky feedback loop.

"...but then, the rest of it just gets too tawdry and sordid from there, so I'll stop reading here".