Rapping Pirate Puppet

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Comment count is 21

snothouse

- 2010-01-23

Lookit all these cute girls wooowie.

snothouse - 2010-01-23

Oh, and tag-wise, this is not a marionette. This is a ventriloquist dummy.

Randroid

- 2010-01-23

"Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition" explained using puppets.

Mend0zA

- 2010-01-23

That puppet has 2 wooden legs.

Camonk

- 2010-01-23

I ain't listening to any pirate who's so bad at piracy that he gets two legs chopped off. Fuck that guy. Send me a competent pirate to tell me about Jesus and maybe I'll listen.

cognitivedissonance

- 2010-01-24

I wonder what happens to an amputee's limbs if he's Christian. Do they go to heaven and wait for him?

JimL2

- 2010-01-23

http://www.ichorfalls.com/2009/03/15/candle-cove/

BHWW

- 2010-01-23

Well, that certainly was...uh, "dope" is the slang terminology used I am assuming?

phalsebob

- 2010-01-23

On an academic note- The cadence and melody of that rap is the same as every very white, awkward rap out there. I'm sure someone has given it a name by now, besides 'sucks'.

DAAAAH doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo rhyme
Da doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo RHYME
*scratching*
-repeat forever-

VoilaIntruder

- 2010-01-23

Starting your rhyme with "My name's ... and I'm here to say..."
signals to white people that rapping has commenced. Without it, no one at the Bar/Bat Mitzvah or White People Wedding would know how to respond.

Ageusiatic

- 2010-01-25

These stars are for Voila, who has pointed out the perfect manner to identify white, uncomfortable rap. "My name is ______ and I'm here to say..." is a line in just about every inappropriate rap.

Jellyneck

- 2010-01-27

Scholars have traced the origins back to perhaps the earliest example in a popular cereal commercial of the early 80's: "My name is barney rubble and I'm hear to say, I love fruity pebbles in a major way"

Suedeo

- 2010-01-23

It has a pirate rap just for me! I'm so flattered.

Explodotron

- 2010-01-23

Oh, it had to be Christian-centric, didn't it?

Hooper_X

- 2010-01-23

Oh you guys. This was part of an entire TV show. Captain Hook and his Christian Pirates.

As seen here: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=16149 and on Evil Video... 2 or 3, I think.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-23

my misread title was better than the clip.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-01-23

Yeah I did the same thing and was horribly disappointed.

Cleaner82

- 2010-01-23

Hey, those puppets are operating puppets!

nemeses9

- 2010-01-23

Alright, who's the wise ass that reanimated Barney from Andy Griffith?

chumbucket

- 2010-01-23

I sailed with Jesus and all I got was a boatload of dead fish

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2010-01-23

And no matter how many times you emptied the hold, there were always more and more and more...

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