RocketBlender  - 2010-01-25
Ugh. I knew I wouldn't last the whole video from the title and description alone. Had trouble even getting past "who we are and what we stand for."
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RocketBlender - 2010-01-25 Oh God, I came back to try and finish it. "Some of us do you know criminal activities. But that's not a very high percent. Like half of us. Half of us do commit crimes...."
Just. Fucking. WOW!
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Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25 C'mon rocket half isn't all that much. I mean you put two random juggaloes in a room you'd have the chance of none, one, or both of them doing criminal activity. That's better than a coin toss.
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Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25 Unless you look at it like dominant and recessive genes in which case the criminal juggaloes will eventually saturate the field of selection.
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memedumpster - 2010-01-25
She talks like a human resources director telling you you're fired.
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phalsebob - 2010-01-25
"...think about it."
I don't think she thought about that.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-01-25
She's 13, she still has an excuse for being into such a dumb hobby. If she's still in it in ten years then yeah, way to go.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-25 You mean she's going to start listening to 311?
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RomancingTrain - 2010-01-25
Oh fuck, I made her a Juggalo? I feel really bad now because I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy. I'm sorry little girl, my deepest apologies.
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SixDigitDebt - 2010-01-25
Grow some tits first, honey.
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sinuendo - 2010-01-25
So why can't the Juggalos just make more of themselves?
Think about it...
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Nithing - 2010-01-25
Persecution as group identity reinforcement. It's like watching the origins of Mormonism.
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erratic - 2010-01-25 yes! just replace "juggalo" with "mormon" and "dark carnival" with "the one true church" and this video is 100% identical to videos of mormons complaining about being persecuted.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-25 If anyone I would like to research this topic further:
http://www.beyondintractability.org/essay/siege_mentality/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Christianity
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TheQuakeSoldier - 2010-01-25
OH!! I get it! She's making an insightful allegory for Islamic terrorism, using Juggaloes.
PHEW!! Well done, that was close.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-01-25
What DO they stand for?
And if this "persecution" HELPS them, why do they complain?
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-01-25
Is that a standard Juggalo issue fan with missing front screen and dust caked blades?
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BHWW - 2010-01-25
"I WAS A TEENAGE JUGGALO"
JUGGALOES: MENACE TO AMERICAN! A TRAP READY TO ENSARE TODAY'S...MIXED UP YOUTH!
PARENTS...WATCH THIS FILM AND BE AWARE...YOUR CHILD COULD BE NEXT!
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Timothy A. Bear - 2010-01-25
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-01-25
Babe, there is nothing different and special about being a disgruntled teenager who feels like an outsider. And there is definitely nothing unique about being a teenage girl who talks about herself on youtube.
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phalsebob - 2010-01-25 What? Take your crazy theories and tell them to crazy people!
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Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25 She is a bright sparkling snowflake of individuality just like all the other self centered twits who share her stupidity. Why ya gotta take that from her sugah? why?
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Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
2:15 seems to be a jam in the old gear works up there.
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charmlessman - 2010-01-25
We make fun of you because you'll make these videos in response. It's SWEET SWEET manna to me!!
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Blue - 2010-08-15 Don't! That will just make more Juggalos! You'll start a resonance cascade!
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-02-01
It sounds like she's saying "We're family, there's a pig difference".
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