Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-26 Remove "The Onion" from the tags and you could easily pass this off as real.
TeenerTot - 2010-01-26 I didn't read the tags at first, and it had me for a minute.
wtf japan - 2010-01-26 The prosecution would have been satisfied with a much lighter sentence, however, given the fact that he will be beaten to death by fellow inmates within three weeks of incarceration. They don't take kindly to sexual aberrants in prison.
manfred - 2010-01-26 Can I change my user name to Coital Boogieman ?