Remove "The Onion" from the tags and you could easily pass this off as real.

The prosecution would have been satisfied with a much lighter sentence, however, given the fact that he will be beaten to death by fellow inmates within three weeks of incarceration. They don't take kindly to sexual aberrants in prison.

Can I change my user name to Coital Boogieman ?

"Sometimes I heard the radio..."

"...to cover up the screaming."

no neighborhoods in gladstone look like that.

Pretty awesome. Also:

Michael Bay to direct film based on popular 'Avatar' toys.

Having sex to "pure moods" is the true crime here.

Sometimes they would watch TV.

"into his sex dungeon to defile her"

I've known women who would describe a happy marriage in exactly this way.

Five stars of sick cold chills.

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