hopper adoption

Marlene Delnoce don't fuck around

I love the premise that everyone knows that your high school grades really matter and determine how successful you are in life!

Oh man, remember when two VHS cassettes were SEVENTY BUCKS?

this is a perfect tape for parents who have a problem child

He reprises this role in Nowhere.

"God damn it, junior, your block stacking is shit! I'm buying you the Kindergarden 'Where There's A Will There's An A'"

If I recall correctly (since I Was A High School Layabout), the "tools to make learning necessary" were basically this guy telling the viewer that actually retaining the information is irrelevant, merely passing the test is, and then he'd go off on some statistics stuff about how to flub your way through multiple choice question tests.

It was nothing I didn't already know.