Especially if you are made of jello

keep going you "etc." the best part. This should be your job.

the fastest land mammal is the cheetah

*engage military history nerd-dom*

... and slashes almost always only kill by making the recipient bleed out which takes a lot of time. Katanas were primarily mean to be cavalry weapons, as their curved shape makes it easy to slash someone as you're galloping by without getting it stuck in anything.

One of the plethora of reasons the Roman army was so completely drenched in badassery was that the infantry exclusively stabbed, which means that they punctured vital organs and killed enemies much faster than most other cultures who only slashed.

not only did the Romans train to stab, but a soldier could get executed if they were caught using their sword to slash instead of thrusting.

It didn't hurt that most of their enemies fought in the nude.

I laughed my ass off, Hank. Good job.

This is ballistics gel, which is designed to mimic human flesh. If human flesh contained no bone matter.

yeah pretty much, you could chop someones hand off and they would bleed to death after a while or, having survived that, catch a nasty infection and die a week later.

Stab a bitch in the chest and he's going down.

In general aren't stabbing weapons much easier to make then slashing weapons? Plus in many cases you have the advantage of reach.

For anyone getting ideas, ballistics gel also is perishable and stinky, so should not be used to make sex toys.

I had no idea until you said that

I'm always glad to be able to learn from someone else's mistakes.

I was full of ideas until about halfway through astropod's comment. Now I'm just disappointed. Deeply disappointed.

For you.

yep

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