3 stars?

Dude! Dude! Dude!

3 stars?

Dude!

No puke no 5 stars.

Agreed, false advertising is no laughing matter.

It means there is an objective scale of awesome. A 12 year old getting an Atari 2600 is happy, a 12 year old getting a NES is really excited, and a kid born today getting a Playstation V for their 12th birthday will simultaneously defecate and have their first orgasm.

In my view, it shows how well we have become conditioned to fulfill our real jobs in America: consumers. Nothing in his life will ever make this kid happier than a THING. And he will consider that same thing outdated garbage just in time to really, really need that next big gotta-have-it thing. Merry fucking xmas.

You must be a lot of fun at parties, Robin.

Mario Galaxy, Punch Out and Metroid Prime Trilogy are the only playable games on the system. Damn I just made myself sad.

I really hate to say this but the biggest selling video game of all time is... *sigh* Wii Play. Wii Play has sold more games than the entire Halo trilogy combined. Sixty million people own Wii Sports and 22 million people bought Wii Fit. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games)

That is pretty amazing. I have to wonder though, is that counting the bundled copies that came with the Wii?

Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Bros. Wii are awesome games, the rest of that wii business can go to hell. I'd include Twilight Princess if it wasn't also available for game cube.

I'm not condemning you for your enjoyment of sucking cock, just pointing out that this kid most definitely likes to suck cock. I'm on your side.

Problem with a tag, Fagtilicus?

oh boy you guys are comedy geniuses GO BACK TO YOUTUBE

You'll never land a man with that attitude pal.

Whoa, I thought you guys were cooler than this

They're all pretty much the same in terms of quality.

This entire console generation has been average at bes. It can be boiled down to: QTEs, shinny graphics and a dozen of action/sandbox games.

If you're a pre-teen there's more games for the Wii that your parents will buy you. Plus you WANT games that require large amounts of physical activity.

BTW my brother in law who can't afford a computer uses his PS3 to surf the web and download mp3s and pirated movies, I just for him a keyboard and formatted a 1Tb drive for him in FAT32 so he had room for the fuckload of movies he's going to download.

That has to be a plus for the PS3, it can also work as a ripped DVD collection, web browser, and porn stash.

Yeah, you're right. We should all turn in our 360s and PS3s for a Wii so we can all play shovelware like SUPER HAPPY MINI GAME ADVENTURE and PET ACADEMY 2: MOAR PETZ and POWER PRINCESS DRESS UP TIME!

THANK GOD WE NO LONGER HAVE THE CRUSHING, AGONISING, METICULOUS REALISM OF THOSE OTHER GAMES.

No it doesn't.