Help keep poeTV running
And please consider not blocking ads here. They help pay for the server. Pennies at a time. Literally.
Yeah, let's see the giant spaghetti monster get MTV to pay them to make a commercial. +1 for adolescent nostalgia. That should really probably be assumed for half of my ratings, but just so you know.
A commercial for the Church of the Subgenius is wildly appropriate.
Even if you can't stand the Subgenii, you should check out the lectures Stang gives at non-Subgenius events. He tells great stories.
Eternal Salivation
fuck you nerds
This is more targeted towards nerds than made by nerds, I think. Nah, I'm kidding, this is indefensibly nerdy.
Fuck your suspended ass.
Still a more coherent worldview than Scientology, with the added bonus of knowing it's a joke.
I-it's a joke??
SA, 1980.
I went to Hell, but I didn't get triple my money back. :(
Which Hell? Read the fine print; some of them (Buddhist hell, Agnostic hell, Hell's Angels' Hell) technically count as salvation.