preemptive dupe fairy voting.

:(

The first minute (which is all I could stand) felt like a parody.

Stars for the fucking terror of it all.

She has pretty hair.

Is this part of the Hellraiser remake?

Not even the best season of the simpsons could had come up with a character such as this.

Isn't this the thing where they charged 0 to hear her blather on for an hour?

Doesn't that fact speak for itself?

Why America Hates Itself tag?

I can't wait for the inevitable mental breakdown-killing spree-rampage-epic cry.

Gah, I've sat through some of the sickest videos on the internet but I can't take more than 3 minutes of this. Watching the full hour would probably take 5 years off my life.

This is a one hundred thousand dollar speech, ladies and gentlemen. She is the true southern definition of a carpetbagger.

There's lots of videos I can make it all the way through on here.

This ain't one of 'em. Congrats, fermun. Your breadmaker is on the way.

Gaylord!

Couldn't make it past "Happy birthday Ronald Reagan."

It's not just a 0,000 speech. Everyone who attended had to pay somewhere between 0-600 to the hotel to be there, not mentioning actual room fees etc.

Of course, they all complained about having to pay money to a business to use their services for their gathering, because they hate Communism and love Capitalism.

re: the whole Southern sweet tea/Alaskan iced tea thing: somebody DID brief her that they DUMPED tea at the original tea party, right?

We should change our flag to someone shrugging their shoulders.

Where's Marinus Van Der Lubbe when we need him?

Oh my god.

I wanted to try to be fair to Palin this time, and listen to her speech as if I'd never hear her before. I thought, "this way I'll be able to set aside my own biases and hear her ideas and judge the merit of those ideas without prejudice."

I took notes on her speech...

Proud American...Thank the military...Pat on the back for Tennesse...Tea Partiers are awesome...Scott Brown...Democrats are bad...Voters are on our side.

It is now six minutes in, and I can't watch anymore.

Can't make it past "I'm so proud to be an American." I'm going to have to assume that that line and everything after it is setting up some America-hating liberal straw man. What is this, North Korea?

If this cooze gets elected, I will perform the greatest single suicidal act ever. I'm going to end it with the insertion of a nuclear-hot full-scale replica of this tart into my rectum, searing my ass flesh to the statue's face to be removed and placed on display at the MoMA.

I thought I'd just start in at 30:00 and see what she does in full swing. She talks for a minute about how lowering taxes is going to help 'Ma n' Pa' businesses and get the economy raaring. After that her train of thought bops around so quickly and randomly that I believe the space-time geometry inside her head may be non-euclidean.

Basically, this makes no sense whatsoever unless you speak Teabagginese.

She has this weird tic where she sort of half smiles while making unfounded generalizations about "the other side of the aisle."

Fucking creationist bint. Stop ruining this country.

I made it through the whole thing, and now I want to die.