His horse is amazing

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

but does it smell like a girl? or like that guy my guy could smell like?

You seem to hate everything here. Might I suggest leaving and going somewhere you'd be happier? There's nothing for you here. Seriously, go. Leave and never return.

Commercials are fair game. Need I remind you of Bruce Campbell?

and the countless local ads chronicled herein?

http://poetv.com/video-categories.php?catid=14

Girls trying to transition their boyfriends off of Axe.

If you're confusing cologne for bodywash, I'm not sure you really have to worry about this.

Well, when I see the ol' trusty ship on the container, it really doesn't matter what it is. It's going to smell like someone's ninety-year old bachelor uncle.

Also, 'bodywash'. Snicker. Excuse me, fellow athletes, would you hand me my....bodywash?

I find that people who think old spice smells bad have no idea what old spice smells like.

Trust me, it was given as a gift too many years.

Unless he's on Lost in a few weeks.

More than a year ago, I think. Whenever they came out with the ad involving Bruce Campbell and the hundred-masted clipper ship.

excuse me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

Yes...but what is?