I should probably hate this a lot more than I do.

yes.

More could have been done with this submission

This is fantastic. The level of self conscious aggrandizement and goofiness have a one to one ratio they both increase at the same rate and proportion. From the guy with progeria trying to be intimidating, to the methhead seriously thinking he is a ninja, to the 30 something scenester woman trying to pass as a highschooler.

Oh, yeah, and what the fuck does "I need your production, need your production" mean?

I mean what the fuck. It's not like they were forcing a rhyme. It doesnt rhyme with anything around it. It makes no sense and yet its a structuring lyric of the track.

His little monologue at the end, where he unironically considers having a video on YouTube to be the apex of his career, would be endearing in a pitiful way but I just cant take anyone who brags that much over nothing seriously: especially when they weigh 100 pounds because of meth abuse.

Fuck this group.

Five stars.

Oh yeah, the only way they could think any of this is bad ass or interesting is if they are high on speed all the time.

That would certainly explain why they think they are 'fuckin ninjas'

It's a put-on. She's saying "protection." You are hilariously retarded.