Well shit.

Oh my.

Wikipedia:

He has a master's degree in chemical engineering... He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology... but quit after two weeks to pursue acting

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Goddamn.

Consider my day electrified.

This is why television was invented.

That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen an action hero do.

This is even better than running around in a mesh shirt on all fours like a dog and doing his lab assistant with full penetration.

The fact that he is lip synching and not actually playing the drums adds to the charm and "entertainment value". 5 stars for wtf?

There is no reason for any visual media to be made after this. Nothing can ever top this.

Yay Sweden :D

don't hassle the dolph

Sentinel is to the Void

as Conan Obrien is to Dolph Lundgren.

Dolph Lundgren for Der Kommisar

I'm trying to understand why they had Stallone do the vocal track.