Al Beano.

Cue training montage!

I learned that if you try to change for the better and work hard, you'll be sent to a sort of protected area, which would be a large, large garden where you'll be monitored. They might even radio chip you, so as to keep an eye on you, every night, just to see that you're OK.

James Bond's boat has a button that shoots those aft.

As the owner of an albino hedgehog, I'm obligated to give this five stars. Mine's a bit of a jock though with how much he's on his wheel.

The hospital is called St. Tiggywiggles.

Truly a mascot worthy of poe. Hope he's doing well!

ST TIGGYWINKLES

Grams? Kilos? WHAT IS THIS FOREIGN GIBBERISH?!

This is the most British thing I have ever seen. More British than a pale skinny school boy with a facefull of snaggleteeth standing in the rain while being watched by sixteen CCD cameras.

I wish my country had hedgehogs instead of raccoons