So the Coach hat...is that a nod from the director, paying homage to Godfrey Ho Ninja headbands?

The only hardcore Satanist I've ever know was much more into Ayn Rand than baseball. This must be the "scary" kind of Satanist, rather than the Laveyian or Crowlian.

The worst kind of Satanist is the GQ Satanist.

Please tell me this is actually the full intro to a metal video.

It's good to know Yahweh isn't the only diety that has to deal with every piddly little request.

Tell me you wouldn't piss off someone claiming to be a satanist at every possible chance. Just knowing hes going to go home and read spells about you.

This isn't EIT or FFF?

mm god oh yeah thats some good acting

the coach is already on the side of satan.
blue jays are the devil's team.

You'd think if you had Satanic powers, you'd use them to make a million dollars, or bone to chicks at the same time. That's because you probably are not an idiot.

This is probably how some conservative christians see outspoken atheists. Since THEY have those strict rules and beliefs the other side has to have something like that too...