The only hardcore Satanist I've ever know was much more into Ayn Rand than baseball. This must be the "scary" kind of Satanist, rather than the Laveyian or Crowlian.
A while back, spikebravo made a video in which he performed a ritual in his kitchen sink in order to curse baleen. I'm not sure whether it was effective or not, but baleen did stop teasing him shortly thereafter.
You'd think if you had Satanic powers, you'd use them to make a million dollars, or bone to chicks at the same time. That's because you probably are not an idiot.
This is probably how some conservative christians see outspoken atheists. Since THEY have those strict rules and beliefs the other side has to have something like that too...