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James Woods

- 2010-03-01

Concealed blades; clever secret.

Rev. Blackson Pollock

- 2010-03-01

The sock knife was just a throwaway. They're really in the gaps where his teeth should be.

Son of Slam

- 2010-03-01

Indian and Russian are orientations? Also hearing "Had a really weird conversation with a friend, who it turns out, is just like me" made me think "oh, you poor sad bastard; I hope it isn't contagious".

I really wish the NSA was after this mutant, I'd give him 20 seconds.

Also, many, many laughs at "Zitgeist".

Oh shit, the knife. That he bought from Walmart. "Perfect 12 inch blade" This guy is internet gold here.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-03-01

In this case Indian is short for Indian giver. It's when you're giving it to him/her really good and then decide to take it back.

notascientist

- 2010-03-01

Man. The demonic bloodline has really degenerated.

Dib - 2010-03-01

Too much imbreeding will do that to you.

Ursa_minor

- 2010-03-01

yeah man too much imbreeding.

spikestoyiu - 2010-03-01

Ursa, don't be so inpolite.

Comrade Admiral

- 2010-03-01

To be fair to Dib, the word "inbreeding" is one of the few english words using the negation marker [in-] that doesn't change to another allomorph based on the following consonant.

Based on typical English coarticulation, it should have changed to "imbreeding", but it remained an exception.

well there's a bunch of unsolicited trivia

Stopheles - 2010-03-01

Is "IMbreeding" the new term for "cybersexing"?

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-03-01

1750 years not finding a body, guess beggars really can't be choosers.

mashedtater - 2010-03-01

is that a patch of hair or is it's forehead just perpetually dirty?

Camonk - 2010-03-01

IT'S A BRUISE NOT A CYST

Smellvin - 2010-03-01

I think he's just a homophobic-phobic.

And as for him hiding a knife in his sock, I'd like to see him try to pull out something from his sock (and get back upright) in under twenty seconds.

Camonk

- 2010-03-01

I absolutely love this guy, even though the whole time I'm watching one of his videos, I got that "about to vomit" tickle in the back of my throat, and I kind of almost gag every time he giggles like a vampy femme fatale.

Plus "when I'm walking around." Yeah, sure man, you're definitely a pedestrian.

Enjoy

- 2010-03-01

His ED article that shows an eggplant and says "uncanny resemblance" makes me laugh every time I think about it.

phalsebob

- 2010-03-01

I have no idea what he (?) wants, since the entire middle of the video is gibberish. I hope he doesn't misuse that awesome stockpile of weapons he's amassed.

notascientist - 2010-03-01

Katanos.

HP Lovesauce

- 2010-03-01

If this dude was within 10 feet of me I'm pretty sure i'd become homophobic.

TeenerTot

- 2010-03-01

Religion is wrong! Except the book of Revelations.

Stopheles

- 2010-03-01

His glasses-off threat to the NSA is the best Internet I've seen in weeks.

APE_GOD

- 2010-03-01

ZITGUYST.

chumbucket

- 2010-03-01

If the internet tried to take on a human form I think...it would look something....like this.

memedumpster

- 2010-03-01

NSA... imagine, if you will, this person being waterboarded. Imagine him admitting using magical powers to cause 9-11. Now imagine Fox News reporting on this.

I want to see the boyfriend with the soul of a woman now.

APE_GOD - 2010-03-01

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Riskbreaker

- 2010-03-01

So, why the lack of teeth? Why that bulge on the head? Why is this person alloved to have access to the internet?

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-03-01

Whoever you borrowed that body from has a lot of explaining and apologizing to do.

Rudy

- 2010-03-02

I think it was a Gamorrean Guard.

zerobackup

- 2010-03-01

..but a-they will not succeed if you get what I'm sayin'....mind manipulation can only go so far.

also: ZIT-GEIYSD

ALSO: Thanks to that little spell my ex-best friend Corwin did on me...

pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-01

I don't like it when people pronounce swear words like they're a little kid trying it out in front of their parents for the first time.

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