chairsforcheap  - 2010-03-03
i love tim and eric first post boobies
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chairsforcheap - 2010-03-03 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/9/96/2009041 3184816!Ben_Croshaw.jpg
what's to dislike?
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oogaBooga - 2010-03-03
Bioshock sucked. Bioshock 2 sucked harder.
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oogaBooga - 2010-03-04 If I was a videogame I would be a first person shitter.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03
A Half-Life game where you played a gun turret would be awesome.
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oogaBooga - 2010-03-04 Can it be sprite-based?
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Sphinx - 2010-03-03
Metaphorical stretch marks.
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MrBuddy - 2010-03-04 No one's heard of/noticed The Color Of Magic?
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hentaiwolf - 2010-03-03
Five stars for the inevitable plot of Bioshock 3.
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BIlly Mays Here - 2010-03-03
Five stars for evil. Yahtzee is an insufferable beardo with a tired gimmick who happened to be at the right place at the right time.
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/10/yahtzee-and-others-to-open-a ustralian-video-game-bar/
"I like alcohol, but I hate actually socializing with people...EUREKA!"
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akinskirage - 2010-03-03
Tranmere Rovers 3.
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-03
I wish yahtzee would produce a mock game containing all of the elements he hates about games and yet is comically self aware of its flaws.
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chairsforcheap - 2010-03-03 his game would suck, everything would be flawed. he is like a friend you had when you were a huge stoner, and now that you're not a huge stoner you just think he's kind of a small minded dick who's not actually that funny
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a flaming monkey - 2010-03-04 Nah, his games suck. They're Monkey Island style adventure/puzzle/whatever, where you find a stick on the ground. Yoh are dumb if you can't figure out that you need this stick to agitate some bees to make them attack a badger who drops a key which unlocks the cockpit to a plane in which there is a candy bar which you use to bribe a bouncer to get into a brothel where you meet a bear who shows you the secret garden that lives inside you.
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Aubrey McFate - 2010-03-04 His adventure games were pretty good, actually, and with mostly logical puzzles to boot. His side-scrolling games were even better, especially the Trilby game.
But keep on yanking that hate boner if it makes you happy.
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poorwill - 2010-03-04 I liked Trilby's Notes and 5 Days a Stranger. I laughed when, in one of his reviews - Tabula Rasa? - he took a jab at Lord British for inserting himself into his games though, because HOLY SHIT.
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CharlesSmith - 2010-03-04
Yeah yeah yeah, but what does chairsforcheap think?
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teenage mutant lisa turtle - 2010-03-04 He thinks it would be nice to have his name in the description for the next Yahtzee submit. Oh i'm just clownin', Chairs!
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Tuan Jim - 2010-03-04
All his comments directed at the little sisters were mean.
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Squidmojo - 2010-03-04
I agree with this review more than most of his reviews. Bioshock 2 was poo from a butt.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-03-04
The game looks like a DLC for the first title.
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Aubrey McFate - 2010-03-04
Best review in a while.
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