Will you be checking on the other houses in the neighborhood today to remind them of the Homeowner's Association's rules as well? That bitch Martha over is 118C has petunias in her front lawn that CLEARLY violate the standards of this community.

The Mothership, poetv.com would like to recognize you for your contributions to the field of internet etiquette (netiquette)!

Don't submit vids you don't think are 5 stars, unless you 1 and 3 star them too.

Thanks but Johnny Madhouse is aware of all internet traditions.

I stand by my statement. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules. May as well be a 6 star system if everybody stars the video they already submit. Punk kids, get off my lawn!

Please continue voting up your own submissions, The Mothership doesn't quite understand how poetv works.

F3AR is like a airbag full of farts located inside the carseat that goes off whenever you fart.

Oh wait that was this video. FUCK!

well, what did you mean to post?

Probably this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Se-3GQpAc

Yeah that's it.

This is the first Tegu I didn't want to crush with a boot. I spent a summer helping a friend set up an exotic pet store and every Tegu I've met has been a pain.

I don't mind Tengu personally, now Tokay geckos are serious assholes.

Maybe that's what I was thinking of.

So you're saying that they're living in SIN?!?