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These commercials always played during late-night showings of bad movies on cable channels. It ended up giving the movies a slightly skeevy feel, which made me enjoy them more.
USA Up all Night, my brother.
Is that Lorissa McComas?
It sure is. Five stars for how many times I jerked it to Lap Dancing.
I always imagine Gilbert Godfried and Ronda Shear at either end of these commercials.
The thought of Gilbert Gottfried doing the narration for this a la http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=75451 is worth a few stars alone
If you've been really really good, it'll be Joe Bob Briggs.
i'll lose my what? i'll lose my what?! my purview?! my percolator?!! my PECANS?!!
you will lose that certain part of the male body
NOW BACK TO ZAPPED AGAIN ON USA UP ALL NIGHT! thanks for the nostalgia!
I just came.
A MILLION DOLLARS?! Oh.
Oh my god there's something under the phone
When I saw the title I was prepared for this to be a dupe. It would have gotten no less stars had it been so.
Is that Christina Applegate at 0:10?
So here it is, and of course I watched it.
Needs a "what hell sounds like" tag.
"what heaven looks like"
classic!