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Perfect.
Rare instance of the onion doing a joke better than other people. So we can stop doing the whole "describing dumb thing we're parodying" joke now right
Its like society has suddenly approached a point of being painfully self aware.
Charlie Brooker did this way better, and the Onion is frequently pretty damn awesome - certainly better than this.
we'll check back with you in an hour anyway.
I don't get it. Isn't all news like this?
I'm just some fucking guy.
Suburban bear sightings being the ultimate non-story makes this.
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE
here's some bullshit comment that might be witty, sarcastic or just plain internet-mean about some race. punch some group of people, that sort of thing
here's the banal response that may refer to some nerdy trope but which the poster regards as the height of wit
oh yeah well here's a quote taken from the video on which we are commenting!
I thought JD Salinger was dead, not "writing for the Onion."