Put your right hand in, bring in your thumb, curl your fingers over the thumb. And shake it. Continue with all other extremities until entire body is consumed.

These people are idolaters. Jesus wanted us to do the Chicken Dance and only the Chicken Dance.

previously i have had trouble explaining to people that gospel music is foundationally essential to many different genres of modern music, but christian music just outright blows.

i'm just going to show this clip from now on.

I would take a flaming sword to all of these people's necks... except that chick in the overalls... she's damn hot.

Extra stars for X-tian headbanging.

I saw the title and thought they had taken a simple song and switched the lyrics about to make it reference the Holy Ghost. Instead, they sang the hokey pokey and then claimed it was divine healing magic...

I guess Wheels on the Bus raises the dead or something.

The scamming religious whores are now openly insulting the shit out of their brain diseased cash cattle.

This theory that right wing Christian lunatics are deifying their childhoods and will destroy anything that challenges their fantasy is really gaining cred.

EVILEVILEVIL.
Also, if you think this is "advanced religious meta-trolling," you haven't been to a contemporary charismatic/pentecostal-inspired pop-church in the last decade. They are ALL like this.

this shit is de rigeur

RELEASE YOUR GLORY! That's a moneyshot quote if I ever heard one.


Choir-o-practor.

5 for the Red Haired Girl behind the singer who clearly does not know the words or what's going on, and it's the FREAKING HOKEY POKEY.

"POWER! POWER! MIRACLES! HEALING! POWER! MIRACLES! RELEASE!"

He just stops trying and starts shouting randomly selected churchy buzzwords.